10 Things That Make Me Run Faster

  1. Running in a new city, state, or just a new route.
  2. Snarling dogs not constrained by a fence or leash.
  3. Not reaching the turn around point before sun down.
  4. Running on a windy country road with almost no shoulder and on-coming traffic.
  5. Seeing the finish line.
  6. Seeing the cold beer sitting behind the finish line.
  7. Having to pee.
  8. Getting passed by a wheezing 80 year old using a walker.
  9. Getting just a whiff of runner’s high.
  10. An attractive runner with a nice smile.

    I have to say today that I hit numbers (1), (3), and (4) — hitting for the first time a sub 10:00 minute per mile pace, and getting a chipper boost from Tiger Woods letting me know he was timing me and his stopwatch had my fastest mile time yet (that comes from the Nike+ iPod).

    Things that don’t make me run faster include

    • Treadmills
    • Smiling runners going fast who look like they are having fun, and smell like soap
    • Gel, goo, or other potions
    • Expensive shoes
    • Moisture wicking material (but you look cooler)
    • My nike power song
    • Images of myself qualifying for Boston
    • Self delusions that I enjoy running.
    • Hallucinations of running another full marathon

    The next week is going to be challenging in terms of keeping to schedule- on Saturday I leave on a trip that will take me to Doha, Qatar for a week, so while I maye get the new scenery boost, the 20+ hours of plane travel and accompanying jet lag will be looming out there.

One thought on “10 Things That Make Me Run Faster”

  1. I love number 8. Reminds me of the commercial “me and my able walker.” Enjoy Doha and take some cool pics (no pun intended) of yourself running in a Desert… hey wait that is what you do anyways.

    Safe trip and enjoy your training.

    Chris

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